do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
do you ever realize you are an adult, and you have no money?
I am an adult, and I have no money.
A balanced breakfast is the most important thing to beginning a productive day. We suggest 230 whole grains of our 45ACP. And bacon.
There’s a distinct lack of bacon in this picture.
There’s too much “I need him, he completes me” and not enough “I complete me yet I want them along for this journey”
once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
X-Ray nail art tutorial on @tipsyzine #NailArt #BritneyTOKYO #TIPSY
man, seriously though Britney Tokyo is one of the best nail artists I’ve ever seen.
"Draw a monster. Why is it a monster?"-Daughter by Janice Lee
I think about this quote a lot. (via melisica)